BUT FUCK NO! GRIBBIT LURCHES BACK INTO THE LEAD!

On the direct heels of my giving Kender credit for ousting Gribbit from the shitbird seat along STACLUeless personalities, Gribbit has surged back into the top spot with a mind-boggling open letter to Ed Brayton, an ejaculation of Category 5 drivel so conprehensively, violently insane that I'm wondering if I might have hacked into Gribbit's account and written the motherfucker myself. A truly poignant piece of work it is!

Ed has already responded, and for now Gribbit hasn't fucked with Ed's comments in Gribbitland, although I expect this exercise in restraint -- and perhaps the entire post -- to dissolve shortly. I downloaded a copy of the page in case Gribbit alters anything.
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7 Comments:

Anonymous MisterDNA said...

Keep up the good work.

Is anyone - even the sycophants at StopThe ACLU - fooled by Gribbit's schtick?

I especially like how Gribbit accuses his critics of having no courage, all the while he brags about how he doesn't brook any dissent at his blog. Yeah, Gribbit, it takes a buttload of courage to delete all those comments. Hell, we're going to have to nominate you for the Congressional Medal of Honor!

7:02 PM  
Blogger Beaming Visionary said...

"I especially like how Gribbit accuses his critics of having no courage, all the while he brags about how he doesn't brook any dissent at his blog."

Kender is similar in that he invites people to try to fuck with him, and then, when he realizes what he's gotten himself into factswise, deletes and edits comments. These guys make the mistake of thinking they're pissing people off by deleting their combents and banning 'em, but (there's that irony meter again, firing like all get out) the act of doing so signifies having gotten under their skin and therefore a victory. And having found out in a half hour of experience that these guys delete what bothers them even if it is civil, I understood raw confrontation is the only option and quit trying to be civil. And man it felt good when I started letting my fingers run fuck-wild. This shitpile is pure id, man, pure id. But I always tell the truth, verily I do I do!

7:12 PM  
Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

http://www.gribbitonline.com/?p=41

Yeah, he really said that.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Bill from Dover said...

When I was growing up, you refrained from using the liar moniker because to allow that to fly indiscriminately was grounds for a fat lip. Well there are a couple of trolling moonbats who, like Al Franken, have a “liar” fetish and I’ve invited them to meet me this evening to get what they deserve. Although, I have a feeling as though all I’m going to get out of this trip to Cleveland is a good dinner.


I think Gribbit oughtta buy that steak before the showdown as he will probably need it for his eye. Any bets?

5:45 PM  
Blogger Bill from Dover said...

Gentlemen, choose your weapons!

We have a pen and a sword... Gribbit?

5:49 PM  
Blogger Nölff said...

I bet he's all like: "PWNT PWNT PWNT. You got served."

4:39 PM  
Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

Where'd you go, man? I need a new rant to read.

5:01 AM  

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