THE ELMER FUDD BRIGADE COMES OUT SHOOTIN'...

...blanks. Again.

First, Gribbit dedicated a post on his shitblog to my demolition of his claims about the popularity of his and some of his favorite piss-haunts. He goes on at length about how Technorati's and Alexa's requirements for being included in its rankings are similar to those of The Truth Laid Bear. I didn't address this earlier because it's irrelevant. I'm not sure how Gribbit manages to ignore a critical fact, which I will repeat: Technorati ranks 782 times as many blogs as does TTLB. If Gribbit, armed with his accounting background, really believes that blog rankings drawn from one non-random sample reflect the true state of the blogosphere as well as a sample nearly 800 times larger, well, I suppose that's his opinion. One might just as readily believe that an entertainment survey of one's drinking buddies conducted at the local BPOE as accurately reflects the nation's television viewing habits as do the Nielsen ratings. Fuckin' yeeeeeeeee-HAW!

And on the subject of opinions, Gribbit goes on to complain, evidently free of the knowledge that he is merely shooting his webbed feet off, that his blog merely reflects his opinions, the logical inference that follows being that he's not especially concerned with accuracy. He even provides a handy dictionary definition of "opinion" for those of us in the dark. Well, fuck a duck! He makes shit up? Who knew?

Also, for what it's worth, which is exactly fuck-all, I didn't create this blog in order to argue with him. Maybe he thinks that the fifty or so posts here preceding any mention of that fragile-egoed cocksucker or his StopThe ACLU.com co-whorts somehow reference him or them in some prophetic, even Biblical way. In a sense this is true, since most of these posts address similarly stupid people. Also, I virtually never visit either the ACLU's home page or Daily Kos. One need not do so or be a "lefty" in order to recognize blithering fucktardation for what it is.

Finally, RealTeen, as usual, argues vehemently against a straw man, posting this on his own chaotic cuntpile of a blog:

"Has Gribbit Lied? Go read the post and find out. He’s a Conservative so I’ll give you a clue to what the answer is…. NO. Some lefty loser wants to argue about his comment policy."

This is a florid example of how the members of this loosely coordinated ragtag band of delusional dickslappers shamelessly generate and then mindlessly propagate dishonesty. It's a sine qua non of committed wingnuts. I never once took issue with Gribbit's comment policy and could give a shit how he operates his little nutball refuge. And it's telling that instead of slapping his so-called rebuttal into a comment field here, he chose to post it in a spot that is safely sheltered from opposition he, for all his vigorous bluster, knows he can't reasonably combat.

So to sum up, here's how a representative assclown responds to a damning series of facts:

If you choose to believe the ignorant rantings of a ACLU loving - Daily POS butt buddying lefty, fine, I could care less.

That's his argument in a nutshell. And to answer his question: Yes, despite claiming to be "the world’s worse [sic] liar," you lied. And not for the first or the last time.

I have chosen not to engage people like him to begin with.

I have not [sic] intention in debating this mental midget.

Except here, that is. I'm also still curious about Gribbit's claim that he had to shut down a free blog because he couldn't afford the hosting costs.

I'd say "nice try," but these guys can't muster up anything even resembling one.
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6 Comments:

Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

Gribbit is so motherfucking ADORABLE! I just wanna snuggle with him and rub oil on his bald head. That "Daily POS" joke gets funnier with every iteration! What a punny guy!

3:01 PM  
Blogger jakejacobsen said...

Beaming Visionary?

How about "Reflected Glory?"

6:46 PM  
Blogger Beaming Visionary said...

That's fucking hilarious, Jake! You have the Gribbit creature's "Shadowing Blindness" beaten by a mile! And while you're here are you gonna comment on this or the preceding post, or would that be too much time away from pulling your pud to images of Ann Coulter being ass-fucked with a flaming poker? Oops, that's me -- my bad!

7:00 PM  
Blogger Kender said...

Damn BV...you seem to have a hard on for grinnit.....I thought meathead was obsessed with TWA, but your obsession with grib is much deeper and profound than anything meathead has yet done.

In fact, your almost singular focus on gribbit makes me wonder if you have seen his picture and now are having wet dreams about the little right winger that you just can't have....

by the by, hileman is not TWA....She's STACLU.....if you're gonna post the address of someon at least get the group they're with correct...

8:38 PM  
Blogger Beaming Visionary said...

"I thought meathead was obsessed with TWA, but your obsession with grib is much deeper and profound...hileman is not TWA....She's STACLU""

Obsessed, huh? I'm not the sending my URL to a group of e-mail toadies. That illiterate fuckbag Jay needs to do a better job of scouting his little collection of shitweasels for moles! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

And what the fuck does TransWorld Airlines have to do with anything?

Anyway, you and Jake have done a fine job defending, point by point your boy Gribbit, that unsightly three-chinned pile of human shit. Keep it up!

9:22 PM  
Blogger Nölff said...

kender likes to use dots...... here some dots for you kender...... enjoy your dots..........

I'm thinking about starting a blog called spellcheck (speak-and-spell for the avatar) and do nothing but correct mispelled words from these morons.

Maybe if I have time this weekend.

4:38 PM  

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