JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS A MOONBAT?

Failing factual or rational support of their positions, right-wing bloggers have taken to the keen and frequent use of the term "moonbat," ostensibly to describe anyone on the left. Since this slur is rarely accompanied by anything besides raw vitriol, it is difficult to discern exactly what the term means. But having put a few things together in recent months, I'm pretty sure I've got the gist of the definition now. Here are ten cardinal signs of moonbatism:

  • Holding a college degree.

  • Possessing the ability to spell and use grammar at a level befitting middle-school graduates.

  • Failing to unconditionally support U.S.-led wars.

  • Supporting gay marriage and civil unions,and more broadly, freedom from having your rights trampled under free-floating bigotry.

  • Having the temerity to research a topic before ranting about it.

  • Failing to produce an erection or clitty hard-on at the prospect of being linked to by Michelle Malkin or any other cuntrionic blogger with a misshapen face.

  • Understanding that Fox News exists solely to entertain and inflame, not inform.

  • Supporting gun-control measures proven to save lives.

  • Taking offense when a president operates the country and everything in it -- including the delusionals who have staunchly stood beside him -- like a personal, wholly replaceable plaything.

  • Recognizing that gods, especially the abusive and untrustworthy god whose symbolic little cock Americans enjoy sucking most, are a bunch of bullshit.
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1 Comments:

Blogger Nölff said...

I get called a moonbat a good bit too. There's this place called mikesamerica.blogspot.com
He calls everyone a fool.

4:34 PM  

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