THE TEXAS 'STAIN AND MULTIPLE IRONIES

Carolyn Hileman continues to make railing against illegal immigrants her raison d'etre. (Warning -- loading her blog may freeze or otherwise fuck up your browser.) The irony here is that plenty of folks essentially regard illiterate backwater fundamentalist Lone Star State Christians as illegal immigrants when they deign to wander into any of the other forty-nine states, where they can do nothing but harm.

Another, related source of amusement is Carolyn's screeching about the preponderance of Spanish-speaking people in her blighted neck of the woods. She claims that there exists in America a "necessity in our society now demands [the ability to speak Spanish] if you are to get a job or be able to communicate."

Here's some news for you, Carolyn: You don't speak a recognizable form of English or Spanish. Don't worry about those pesky domineering thieving bilinguals when you yourself are alingual. (Side note -- I love how this self-described uberconservative is ripped that her retired father isn't getting more handouts then he is from the federal government.)

Finally, Carolyn offers us this gem: "Our founding fathers used GOD’s word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it’s high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation’s history." I guess in Carolynspeak, a "re-education" is the same thing as "revisionist history."

I'll give her dubious credit for writing at least one entry that may not be riddled with factual errors. It's an interesting change of pace and explains a few things.
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8 Comments:

Blogger Bill from Dover said...

Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776?

And all this time I thought it stood for 3 * 7

8:22 PM  
Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

That would make more sense if there were 1776 guys shooting once each or one guy shooting 1776 times.

2:30 AM  
Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

Oh, and I found this.

2:35 AM  
Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

Heh - I left a comment with the link above correcting her on the 1776 assertion, but it mysteriously disappeared. Looks like someone's got a nasty case of Gribbit Syndrome.

2:38 PM  
Blogger Beaming Visionary said...

I see she's now got the idea that if enough people call John Corwyn's office, he'll acknowledge his failures and step down from the Senate.

Whoever invented the epithet "dumb cunt" had someone exactly like Carolyn in mind.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

And then my comment asking where my first comment went disappeared!

8:05 PM  
Blogger Beaming Visionary said...

I was wrong about my comment to Gribbit -- amazingly, it's still there. He must be in jail or something.

Why is it that every one of these winger blogs is a fucking technical nightmare? They take forever to load, the scrolling is like the nystagmus of a rhino, etc. Oh well -- at least they all have plenty of bald eagles and flags and infantrymen!

8:16 PM  
Blogger Maj. M.T. Rational XXXIV said...

Hey! Our blog has flags and bald eagles! I resent that! Oh, wait... Irony. Never mind.

12:26 AM  

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